When in doubt about what to write, or when too lazy to think deeply about a meaningful post, fall back on a little senior humor.
“Doctor,” he said, “I think my wife is losing her hearing. She never hears me the first time I say anything.”
“Go home and tonight,” said the doctor, “stand fifteen feet from her and say something. If she doesn’t reply, move five feet closer and say it again. Keep moving closer until she hears you. This will give me an idea about the degree of her hearing loss.” (more…)